finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

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brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

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