Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

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me at 7AM: tired
me at 12PM: tired
me at 3PM: tired
me at 7PM: tired
me at 10PM: tired
me at 2AM: TIME TO REDECORATE MY ENTIRE ROOM

pornstarwars:

marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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