(via grlband)


Benvolio: Do you know her last name yet?
Marius: Benvolio, I'm gonna tell you Juliet's last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
Mercutio: She's gonna be screaming her own last name?

Hamlet: You read my journal?
Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Hamlet: You read my journal?
Horatio: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

(via vanjalen)


opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via hotboyproblems)


givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)